Totino's Mini Meatball Party Pizza
purchased at: Kroger
price: $1.00
net weight: 10.2 ounces
calories: 350 per serving; 2 servings
daily price: $2.86
story: I love pizza of all kinds, in my experience anything delivery is mediocre compared to anything you can buy in a store in terms of quality versus price. This little sucker is about as amazing as you can get for only a single Washington.
Back in my early days of apartment dwelling, these gems were my main source of sustenance (aside from cigarettes and ramen noodles). I could eat them three meals a day, easily.
This meal takes roughly 15 minutes to make and only requires basic knowledge in the use of ovens. Preheat, unwrap, place on rack, wait, take out, let stand a few minutes, enjoy. EASY
judgement: All I have to say about this product is that it's better than most of the sex I've had (most, not all.) I had to control myself and not eat it as soon as I got it out of the oven, lest I burn the roof of my mouth out. The cheese, the toppings, the sauce, the crust, all are highly enjoyable and definitely don't taste like cardboard. This pizza also isn't insanely salty like most delivery pizzas are. Of course there are better store bought pizzas out there, but this is the most bang you get for a buck. I HIGHLY recommend you go out and buy some if you can find them in your grocers freezer. Also, it only takes like $2.80 a day to live off these things, something I would totally do if I didn't mind blowing holes in my pants from the gnarly farts these give you.
bottom line: YUM
